One day, Satan wanted to hold a baseball game to strike St. Peter.
St. Peter said ˇ§we must win the game, because of the best baseball players were in my side.ˇ¨
Satan smiled and said ˇ§ha- ha! We wouldnˇ¦t lose the victory, because of all umpires were in my side.ˇ¨
I got the joke from bbs.1998/11/25