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  Mr. Bean and the Like
    Happy about Having Brain Tumor?

    BRAIN TUMOR Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
    Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
    Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
    Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
    Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
    Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

Who's Driving against the Traffic? 

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. 
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I
just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Route
280. Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car," said Herman, "It's
hundreds of them!"


Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do; my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

Ideal no. of spouses?

Friend: how many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16
Friend: Why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.

  Horror Film %$#@

Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought  it's
        a horror film. I didn't see any picture.
Friend: What tape did you take anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.


Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks!

My Mom and my Sister's

Mr. Bean: (crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: My condolences, my friend. 
<<After 2 minutes Mr. Bean cries even louder >>
Friend: what now? 
Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!

Traffic Jams

Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs. because of a power failure. 
Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.

  Spelling lesson

Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling         of successful? Is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!


Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've  just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!