Mr. Bean and the Like |
Happy about Having Brain
Tumor?
BRAIN TUMOR Doctor: I regret
to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps
in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand
what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course,
do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you
so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves
that I have a brain!
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Who's
Driving against the Traffic?
As a senior citizen was driving
down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his
wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I
just heard on the news that
there's a car going the wrong way on Route
280. Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car,"
said Herman, "It's
hundreds of them!" |
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Vitamins
Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins
for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B
or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do; my
grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!! |
Ideal no. of spouses?
Friend: how many women do
you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16
Friend: Why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest
says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse. |
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Horror Film %$#@
Friend: How was the tape
you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean
ok, I thought it's
a horror film. I didn't see any picture.
Friend: What tape did you
take anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.
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QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND
AT AN ATM MACHINE
Friend: What are you looking
at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN
no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is
my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks! |
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My Mom and my Sister's
Mr. Bean: (crying) the doctor
called, Mom's dead.
Friend: My condolences,
my friend.
<<After 2 minutes
Mr. Bean cries even louder >>
Friend: what now?
Mr. Bean: my sister just
called, her mom died too! |
Traffic Jams
Colleague: Sorry I'm late.
I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs. because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean: That's alright,
me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs. |
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Spelling lesson
Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what
is the spelling of successful?
Is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean: Make it three
c to be sure! |
Mathmatics
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus
5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying
to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!! |
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