This¡¦ll be the last package I ever send your ass
It¡¦s been six months and still no word - I don¡¦t deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters;
I wrote the addresses on ¡¥em perfect
So this is my cassette I¡¦m sending you, I hope you hear it
I¡¦m in the car right now, I¡¦m doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, ¡§In the Air of the
Night¡¨about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning but didn¡¦t, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
That¡¦s kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it¡¦s too late - I¡¦m on a 1000 downers now, I¡¦m drowsy and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped ALL of your pictures off the wall
I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can¡¦t sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can¡¦t sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can¡¦t BREATHE without me
See Slim; {*screaming*} Shut up bitch! I¡¦m tryin to talk!
Hey Slim, that¡¦s my girlfriend screamin in the trunk but I didn¡¦t slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain¡¦t like you cause if she suffocates she¡¦ll suffer more, and then she¡¦ll die too
Well, gotta go, I¡¦m almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how¡¦m I supposed to send this shit out?
{*car tires squeal*} {*CRASH*}
.. {*brief silence*} .. {*LOUD splash*}
{Chorus: Dido}
[Eminem]
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend¡¦s pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I¡¦m really flattered you would call your daughter that
and here¡¦s an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on the Starter cap
I¡¦m sorry I didn¡¦t see you at the show, I musta missed you
Don¡¦t think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what¡¦s this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too?
I say that shit just clownin dogg, c¡¦mon - how fucked up is you?
You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what¡¦s this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shit¡¦ll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time before you hurt yourself, I think that you¡¦ll be doin just fine if you relax a little
I¡¦m glad I inspire you but Stan why are you so mad?
Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don¡¦t want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid and in the car they found a tape, but they didn¡¦t say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was... it was you