Reading Text-- Advanced Level |
1. As the elderly man lay dying in his bed, death's agony was suddenly pushed aside as he smelled the aroma of his favorite homemade chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. Gathering his remaining strength, he lifted himself
from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of
the bedroom, and with intense concentration, supported himself down
the stairs, gripping the railing with both hands. In labored breath,
he leaned against the door frame, gazing wide-eyed into the kitchen.
There, spread out upon newspapers on the kitchen table
were literally HUNDREDS of his favorite chocolate chip cookies!
Was it heaven? Or, was it one final act of heroic Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table,
landing on his knees in a rumpled posture, one hand on the edge of the table. The aged and
withered hand quiveringly made its way to
a cookie near the edge of the table; feeling the warm soft dough actually
made the pain of his bones subside for a moment. His parched lips parted;
the wondrous taste of the cookie was already in his mouth; seemingly
bringing him back to life. What, then, was this sudden stinging that
caused his "Stay out of those!" she said, "they're for the funeral." |
2. A man is in bed with his
wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. Then, a louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that?" asks his wife. So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is man standing at the door. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk. "Hi there," slurs the stranger. "Can you give me a push?" "No, get lost. It's half past three. I was in bed," says the man and slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what
happened and she says, "Dave, that wasn't very nice of you. Remember
that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the
kids up from the babysitter and you had to knock on that man's house
to get us started again? What would "But the guy was drunk," says the husband. "It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be the Christian thing to help him." So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push?" And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah please." So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?" And the drunk replies, "I'm over here, on your swing.¡¨ |