Ain't it hard to stumble
And land in some funny lagoon?
Ain't it hard to stumble
And land in some muddy lagoon?
Especially when it's nine below zero
And three o'clock in the aftemoon.

Ain't gonna hang no picture,
Ain't gonna hang no picture frame.
Ain't gonna hang no picture,
Ain't gonna hang no picture frame.
Well, I rnight look like Robert Ford
But I feel. just like a Jesse James.

Well, I wish I was on some
Australian mountain range.
Oh, I wish I was on some
Australian mountain range.
Igot no reason to be there, but I
Imag-ine it would be some kind of change.

I got my dark sunglasses,
l got for good luck my black tooth.
I got my dark sunglasses,
I'm carryin' for good luck  my black tooth.
Don't ask me nothin' about nothin',
I just might tell you the truth.

I got a woman. in Jackson,
I ain't gonna say her name.
I got a woman. in Jackson,
I ain't gonna say her name.
She's a brown-skin woman, but I
Love her just the same.