Diddie Wa Diddie

There's a great big mystery
And it surely is worrying me
                            This diddie wa diddie
                            This diddie wa diddie
            I wish somebody would tell me what diddie wa diddie means

The little girl about four feet four:
Come on papa and give me some more
                            Of your diddie wa diddie
                            Your diddie wa diddie "
            I wish somebody would tell me what diddie wa diddie means

I went out and walked around
somebody yelled, said: "Look who's in town-
                            Mister diddie wa diddie
                            Mister diddie wa diddie "
            I wish somebody would tell me what diddie wa diddie means

Went to church, put my hand on the seat
Lady sit on it, said: "Daddy you sure is sweet,
                            Mister diddie wa diddie
                            Mister diddie wa diddie "
            I wish somebody would tell me what diddie wa diddie means

I said: "Sister I'll soon be gone
just gimme that thing you setting on
                            My diddie wa diddie
                            My diddie wa diddie "
            I wish somebody would tell me what diddie wa diddie means

Then I got put out of church
'Cause I talk about diddie wa diddie too much
                            Mister diddie wa diddie
                            Mister diddie wa diddie
            I wish somebody would tell me what diddie wa diddie means