Baby I can't drink whiskey
    but I'm a fool about my home-made wine
Baby I can't drink whiskey
    but I'm a fool about my home-made wine
Ain't no sense in leaving Dallas 
    they makes it there all the time

These here women want these men 
    to act like some ox from dawn
I say these women want these men 
    to act like some ox from dawn
Grab a pick and shovel
    and roll from sun to sun

I got a girl for Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday too
I got a girl for Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday too
I'm gonna sweeten up on a Saturday
    what are the women through the week going to do

Don't look for me on Sunday 
    I want to take baby to Sunday School
Don't look for me on Sunday 
    I want to take baby to Sunday School
She's a fine looking fair brown
    but she ain't never learned Lemon's rule