Well I'm
        going to Memphis, come to stop at
                                                          Cincinnat'
I'm gonna
        tell you women how to treat a man
I said
    I'm going to Memphis
                                            stop at Cincinnatti
I'll tell you women
                            honey, how to treat a man

Now then, now you
                            ain't good looking and you
                                                                    don't dress fine
just kind treatment make me buddy you
                                                        most any old time
Say you
            ain't good looking
                                    you don't dress so fine
And just kind treatment
                                    make me buddy you 'most any time
 

Well I'm
            going to Memphis, stop at
                                                    Satch's Hall
Gonna
            tell you women how to cock it
on the wall
Oh
    going to Memphis
                                stop at Satch's Hall

I'm going to show you women
                                                honey, how to cock it on the wall

Now you can snatch it, you can break it, you can
                                                                        hang it on the wall
Throw it out the window, see if you
                                                        can catch it 'fore it fall
I mean, you can
                        snatch it, you can break it
                                                            hang it on the stinkin' wall
Don't throw it out the window, women
                                                        'less you catch it, 'fore it fall

                                                            (Do it a long time, honey)
Well I'm gon' leave here