Won't you be my chauffeur
Won't You be my chauffeur
                    I want someone to drive me
                    I want someone to drive me
                                                                Down town

Baby drives so easy
                                I can't turn him down

But I don't want him
But I don't want him
                    To be riding these girls
                    To be riding these girls
                                                      A-round

You know I'm gonna steal me a pistol
                                                        Shoot my chauffeur down

Well I must buy him
Well I must buy him
                    A brand new V-8
                    A brand new V-8
                                               Ford
And he won't need no passengers
                                                    I will be his load
 
                                                    (Yeah, take it away)

Going to let my chauffeur
Going to let my chauffeur
                    Drive me around the
                    Drive me around the
                                                    World
Then he can be my little boy
                                            Yes I'll treat him good