If I send for my  baby and she don't come
If l send for my  baby and she don't come
All the doctors, in Wisconsin   they won't help her none

And if she gets unruly  and gets so she don't want to do
My baby gets unruly  and she don't want to do
I'll take my thirty-two twenty   l cut her half in two

You talk about your forty-four forty   buddy it'll do, very well
Talking about your forty-four forty   it'll do very well
But my twenty-two twenty   Lord is a buming hell

Now that thirty-eight special   buddy it's most too light
Now that thirty-eight special   buddy it's most too light
But my twenty-two twenty   make the camp go right

And if she gets unruly   like she don't want to do
She gets unruly and she don't want to do
l take my twenty-two twenty   l cut her half in two

Hi-hi-hi   and l can't take my rest
Hi-hi-hi   l can't take my rest
And my forty-four   laying up and down my breast