Johnny is the Best
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*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects? |
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- L-Johnny : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? Father : No. Why do you ask that? L-Johnny : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then? *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- |
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*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now, Johny, who discovered America? L-JOHNY: George! -- ambiguity by pun |
2. Teacher-Student
TEACHER: Johny, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
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*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? L-Johnny: Brotherly love. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- |
3. Father-Son
L-JOHNY: Dad, can you write in the dark? |
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4. Writing
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