Johnny is the Best

1, 2, 3, 4

2. Teacher-Student

TEACHER: Johny, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
have ten years ago.
L-JOHNY: Me!

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TEACHER: Johny, why do you always get so dirty?
L-JOHNY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.

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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people
are no longer interested?
L-Johnny : A teacher

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Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped
him, what virtue would I be showing?
L-Johnny: Brotherly love.

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